After recovering my sanity, I realize that the Jedi Angel animated gif (repeated in a cross formation, of course) is supposed to be an angel with a flaming sword. So the confetti cloud of white dots flying about must be sparks, not popcorn. But the flaming swords look like pink lightsabers to me.

Basically this is all the religious animated gifs from the early nineties arranged in an acid trip, but such an acid trip that it descends to the depths of hell, quite literally. I found myself laughing out loud in incredulity as the madness unfolds.

I notice that all the computer-using animated gifs are down at the bottom, just above hell. If this page is the sort of thing that the webmaster uses computers to create, I can see why.