Dear gods and little unicorns...
Dec. 1st, 2012 12:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sepdet... I didn't think that there could ever be a worse website than the infamous Glaucoma, Glaucoma site of the mid 2000s (back when bandwidth was much more of an issue):
... but WebPagesThatSuck.com has just turned up something even more terrifying.
I present you with a webpage that truly epitomizes the phrase "Jesus freaks."
WARNING: FLASHING STROBE EFFECT. Possibly migraine-inducing even if you don't get migraines.
So. Are you braced? Are you sitting down? Are you wearing sunglasses? Behold the horror.
I'm partial to the heavenly chorus of Jedi angels cooking popcorn with their lightsabres.
ETA: I dared to run the javascript. It should be virus-free, as Webpagesthatsuck.com does malware checks; it simply plays a goofy 90s MIDI music file to accompany the graphics.
ETA2: On closer inspection, the animated gif representing the Supreme Being is suffering from Nearly Headless Nick sydrome.
... but WebPagesThatSuck.com has just turned up something even more terrifying.
I present you with a webpage that truly epitomizes the phrase "Jesus freaks."
WARNING: FLASHING STROBE EFFECT. Possibly migraine-inducing even if you don't get migraines.
So. Are you braced? Are you sitting down? Are you wearing sunglasses? Behold the horror.
I'm partial to the heavenly chorus of Jedi angels cooking popcorn with their lightsabres.
ETA: I dared to run the javascript. It should be virus-free, as Webpagesthatsuck.com does malware checks; it simply plays a goofy 90s MIDI music file to accompany the graphics.
ETA2: On closer inspection, the animated gif representing the Supreme Being is suffering from Nearly Headless Nick sydrome.
