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I have decided to proclaim the deity of the last nut left in the tin.
Unlike traditional harvest deities which demand a sacrifice of first fruits, this one demands an offering of the last fruit, nut, chocolate or cookie.
The name of this deity is Hapax Legomenon. Zir mantra is "There can be Only One."
However, under the new testament of Hapax Legomenon, you don't have to leave the Last Fruit until it becomes stale. Instead, since we are all divine and give physical form to the spiritual energies of the world, we are hereby authorized to partake of the last nut, chocolate, or cookie.
Unlike traditional harvest deities which demand a sacrifice of first fruits, this one demands an offering of the last fruit, nut, chocolate or cookie.
The name of this deity is Hapax Legomenon. Zir mantra is "There can be Only One."
However, under the new testament of Hapax Legomenon, you don't have to leave the Last Fruit until it becomes stale. Instead, since we are all divine and give physical form to the spiritual energies of the world, we are hereby authorized to partake of the last nut, chocolate, or cookie.
