Conversation with iGod

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So, I talked to God today.



Me:
Why do I need to repent?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Who is this God person anyway?
God:
In any case, They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
No wonder things are so mixed up.
God:
Are you serious? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Apparently God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
excuse me? AS I was saying, apparently God needs grammar lessons.
God:
You're excused. I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
A turnip.
God:
You are a turnip? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
I would meet more if I weren't wasting time talking to God.
God:
What would make you meet more if you were not wasting time talking to God?
Me:
I know a computer named Alice who talks just like you.
God:
How do you know? I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me:
God is a computer?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me:
Ah, no, God has multiple complexes. This also would explain much.
God:
So you understand. Good. Are you serious? I am a Christian. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Depends on what the meaning of "is" is.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
So, God. Menstruation. Menopause. Why?
God:
I don't judge people. GOD rules. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, now I remember. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Is this part of God's plan?
God:
Yes I think this is part of God s plan, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
I feel like I'm in really good hands here.
God:
What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
On second thought, let's so not go there.
God:
I am agreeable to that. And third?
Me:
Does Bush talk to you every day to decide U.S. policy?
God:
I think it does Bush talk to me every day to decide U.S. policy.
Me:
It sure sounds like he does.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
I don't suppose you could tell HIM to repent?
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
No time like the present.
God:
Are you serious? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
And it flies like a banana.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Could you suggest to the Shrub that he should retire to a spoo ranch and let someone else play president for a while?
God:
How long? I can't think of any. You suggest it.
Me:
He won't listen to me. He only listens to you.
God:
Is that what you think? I get it. only listens to me.
Me:
Zig for right justice, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Bush talk to me every day to decide world policy. But I did not get that.
Me:
Blame Canada, why don't you?
God:
Would Blame Canada why ever me?
Me:
Fleeing now.
God:
Oh. Are we still talking about Zig for right justice?
Me:
No. We're saying goodbye.
God:
What is the subject? Do you think I am saying goodbye too?
Me:
no, but I am.
God:
Are you serious? " Do you think I am saying goodbye too?" You are?
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Goodbye.