Land of the Fake

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You Know You're Not in Kansas When

Mother Nature celebrates Guy Fawkes Day
White fluffy stuff drifts down.
Not snow.

Tickets on sale:
$20 to play in artificial snow
In dry water retention basin.

Disneyland Parade with Santa
In flying sleigh drawn by robot reindeer
Spewing flurries of tiny soap bubbles
At night, under streetlights
Looks rather snowlike.

Wonder and joy
On children's upturned faces
So real you weep.

Happy Holidays!