Old Star Wars "Falcon" Arcade Game...
Aug. 20th, 2012 11:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sepdet... is so much better if you turn it into an iPad app and give players the option to erase the starfield/Death Star background and DEFEND YOUR HOME FROM TINY TIE FIGHTERS!
PROTECT THE WAMPCAT
DEFEND THE SOFA
TIE FIGHTERS AT FEZ O' CLOCK!
AVOID SHOOTING THE WAMPCAT!
EXERCISE BIKE = DEATH STAR
FAIL TO GET WEEDING DONE!
PROTECT THE GARDEN FROM PESTS!
I also like the fact that you're playing Leia at the gun turret in some parts. Even if Han keeps calling you "Your Worshipfulness."
ETA: HA HAHAAHA ONE OF THE ACHIEVEMENTS:
SPOILERZ...
After NEARLY Completing the Kessel Run without getting hosed by an Imperial Star Destroyer:
"Congratulations! You almost saved Jabba's cargo from falling into Imperial hands and changed the course of the entire Star Wars history. Imagine: Just a little bit further and poor Greedo wouldn't have been shot first by Han, nor would Jabba have been strangled by a gold bikini-wearing Leia. It's almost too much to think about."
It appears that the game studio that was given this game to remaster for the iPad snuck in a few digs at Lucas. Snerk.
PROTECT THE WAMPCAT
DEFEND THE SOFA
TIE FIGHTERS AT FEZ O' CLOCK!
AVOID SHOOTING THE WAMPCAT!
EXERCISE BIKE = DEATH STAR
FAIL TO GET WEEDING DONE!
PROTECT THE GARDEN FROM PESTS!
I also like the fact that you're playing Leia at the gun turret in some parts. Even if Han keeps calling you "Your Worshipfulness."
ETA: HA HAHAAHA ONE OF THE ACHIEVEMENTS:
SPOILERZ...
After NEARLY Completing the Kessel Run without getting hosed by an Imperial Star Destroyer:
"Congratulations! You almost saved Jabba's cargo from falling into Imperial hands and changed the course of the entire Star Wars history. Imagine: Just a little bit further and poor Greedo wouldn't have been shot first by Han, nor would Jabba have been strangled by a gold bikini-wearing Leia. It's almost too much to think about."
It appears that the game studio that was given this game to remaster for the iPad snuck in a few digs at Lucas. Snerk.
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:39 pm (UTC)I keep trying to zap the weeds, but it's just not working...