Mad Libs is dangerous to one's health.

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In my efforts to maintain a good balance of obsessive-compulsive canon-based RPGs and silly stuff, we instituted Mad Baggins Libs.



Excerpts from the Scroll of Isildur describing the Ring:
"the Blue Ear shall go now to be a pancake at the Green Dragon Inn, but records of it shall be kept at Beorn's House, where dance the Elephants of Gandalf..."
"It was furry when I first took it, as furry as a Nazgûl..."
"already the wig on it, which at first was as loud as a mad cat, fadeth and is now only barely to be read. It is fashioned in an Elven-script of the Death Star, for they have no hairpins in Mirkwood..."
"The Ring misseth, maybe, the heat of Legolas' hair, which was weird and yet whistled like hobbits, and thus Gil-galad was lubricated..."

Ring Verse Revised

Three mushrooms for the fruit trees under the sky
Seven for the centipedes in their halls of stone
Nine for cuddly fish doomed to die
One for the eccentric dwarf on his dark spoon
Behind the wheely-bins around the side of Taniquetl where the Elves stumble.
One Carrot to squash them all, one Carrot to ride them,
One Carrot to poke them all and in the chimney slide them,
Behind the wheely-bins around the side of Taniquetl where the Elves stumble.


And now, what we're working on is the Freaky Galadriel Speech, which has slain me.

"In place of a Dark Lord you will set up a HAGGIS! [rant, rant, rant, involving the adjectives "cheesy" and "wibbly"] ALL SHALL SMACK ME AND PRANCE!"

Comments

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What I wonder is...if there's no hairpins in Mirkwood, how come Legolas' hair is always so perfect? =D